7:54 AM
http://www.nypost.com/f/print/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/subprime_goes_to_college_FeiheNJfGYtoSwmtl5etJP
Law enforcement officers were amazed when they caught a person trying to smuggle an *impressive* amount of things into jail via his rectum. He had a cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, 8 tattoo needles, a 1-inch-long smoking pipe, and a small baggie of marijuana!
http://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/2010/jun/03/cheeky-inmate-overpacked-for-jail-stay-astonished/
Funeral directors are on the lookout for the "Grim Eater", a man who went to up to 4 funerals per week, bringing a backpack with Tupperware containers to take food home from the ceremony:
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/06/03/Crasher-attended-four-funerals-a-week/UPI-56571275592519/
Nearly 15% of new marriages in the US in 2008 were between spouses of different races--when Pres. Obama was born in 1961 that number was just 2%. The top 9 states for interracial marriages were all west of the Mississippi, with Hawaii by far with the greatest percentage (43%):
http://www.livescience.com/culture/interracial-marriages-survey-100604.html
Interesting feature article on the Conficker worm. The authors of the worm very cleverly exploited a hole in the Microsoft OS, had the worm patch the hole the it came through, and had the worm try to prevent its host computer from updating its antivirus software. It is interesting that one peculiarity in the worm's code is that it cannot attack computers with active Ukrainian keyboards...that seems to indicate where the worm came from:
http://theweek.com/article/index/203969/the-last-word-the-ultimate-computer-worm